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2025 GEISHA RANKINGS: BASED ON EVENT REVIEW SCORES
1-Jessica (36S) 2 -Susan (36ZZ) 3-Jaehee (44A) 4-Tiffany (36X) 5-Christina (34Q) 6-Mariko (40P) 7-Ekaterina (40AAA) 8-Rena (36M) 9-Chelsea (32AAA) 10-Hana (36B) 11-Julie (32H) 12-Lien (32ZZZ) 13-Natsumi (34L) 14-Ryuki (36G) 15-Kimberly (26AAA) 16-Svetlana (36C) 17-Maria (40P) 18-Weiguang (28A) 19-Summer (34F) 20-Linda (32F) 21-Amy (34B)
Holding the Top Rank for 837 days
Our endless internal rankings battle continues. Our clients and many venue attendees carefully rate each Geisha in twenty categories as part of our post-venue review. Each Geisha receives a total score after each event, and this goes towards her overall average client rating. Each category rating and the overall scoring help future clients know which Geisha service guests are the best. Internally, higher-ranked women gain far higher billing rates due to supply and demand. This often brings their yearly earnings into the tens of millions.
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Geisha Jessica has consistently been ranked in FIRST PLACE overall for the past three years
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In individual categories, she has ranked First in 14 out of 20 categories
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She is the most coveted Geisha and her schedule is full one year in advance
Jessica is a true beauty. Her uniquely beautiful face is just the start of her endless sex appeal.
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She has a naturally thick and pleasing frame complete with a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)
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She has natural 2.2-inch long battery nipples, which are quite uncommon but men love them
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Floppy 5-inch Roast Beef pussy lips that stretch to 8 inches
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The story of her massive hooters:
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Blessed with natural G cups, her chest exploded to K cup during pregnancy.
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Subsequently got 5-pound breast implants bringing her to a whopping 36S-cup bra
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21-pound giants. Her longer left breast is 11.43lbs and her shorter right breast is 10.02lbs
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Sagging down 3-inch past her belly button, her 17-inch breasts reach her huge full bush
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Some men blow their loads just watching her undress. No man lasts long with her due to her attacking the penis like a feral starved wolf and punishes it with unrelenting rapid deepthroating until he pops in her throat. Sex fares no better as she forcefully anal squats on top smashing into men's pelvis as her jumbo breasts crash against her stomach. Her record-setting deepthroat head speed is the top requested service we receive. Her 60-second head speed is benchmarked at 203 reps for oral and 86 for throatjobs.. Known as the White Queen due to making thousands of men quickly blow their loads down her throat.
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She is also a prolific power squirter. She benchmarked reaching 11 feet and filling 0.6 gallons in 30min
Our Geishas are well-trained, obedient, and we stick to Japanese traditions. We dress our geishas with a mix of Kyoto-styled Maiko and Gecko. As a default, our Geishas perform at events in full makeup and costume unless clients have selected custom attire. Unlike the professional geishas found in Japan, our geishas are multi-lingual, multi-cultured, and have a much broader education. Japanese geishas have limited sexual expertise, whereas our American version can deepthroat, perform double anal, and take on groups. Given our niche status, we offer many unique experiences. This is the only place in the world where any clients can experience an all-geisha gangbang, with large groups of up to 200 attendees taking on as many as 22 geisha. Well-versed both sexually and intellectually, our geisha provides a unique experience to our clients that cannot be found anywhere else in the world. We take pride in our extensive training.
PHASE 1: BUTT NAKED TO KIMONO UNDERWEAR
1.1 Get Buttnaked. While in the backstage dressing rooms at the event, your Geisha is fully undressed in her current attire. She does not undress in any specific order. Once nude, all earrings, jewelry, and accessories are also removed. All Geisha in the world start this dressing process completely butt naked for this process as it is the tradition. This is a type of cleansing.
1.2 Body maintenance and perfume
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Once fully nude most models tend to use body wipes on their hands, feet, armpits, butt crack, and vulva
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Jessica and Ekaterina have overgrown thick bushes. Lien and Susan have relatively large bushes. Jessica, as an example, uses a pubic comb to comb her giant bush before events. She then applies a special oil to her bush and slowly combs it in. This keeps the pubes shiny with a soft feel. After drying, she then spritzes her bush with perfume. Most of the Geisha apply some perfume to various parts of their bodies prior to getting dressed
1.3 Undergarments go first
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She puts on brief-style underwear that matches her Geicko Kimono color, which is a personal choice of each Geisha. The underwear style itself is not essential
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She puts on a t-shirt bra that matches her Kimono color. Again, color and style are not essential
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She puts on a pair of white Tabi socks, however some of our geisha opt-out and go without socks
1.4 Getting dressed in Japanese Kimono Underwear
1. She puts on her white Hadajuban. This is a lightweight kimono-like garment that is worn closest to the skin. A base layer that helps to protect the outer kimono from oils and sweat. This layer goes over her bra and panties and is typically never seen when a Geisha is fully dressed.
2. She puts on her white or soft pink Nagajuban. This is a longer kimono worn over the hadajuban made of silk and can be seen peeking out under her kimono. While still technically a kimono undergarment this can almost be thought of as an overgarment or similar to wearing a slip under a dress.
Now that our Geisha has some clothes on it is time to work on hair and makeup!
PHASE 2: HAIR AND MAKEUP
2.1 Preparing her beautiful face:
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Jessica is seated and our stylists remove all of her existing makeup. All oils and products must be removed
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Down below, on the left example, we can see Jessica Xie's face with no makeup as she prepares for a client venue backstage.
2.2 Preparing her hair:
Traditionally, the Shimada, Wareshinobu, and Sakko hairstyles are used, but we use a blend that differs from Geisha to Geisha as each woman has her own unique hairstyle choices
2.3 Styling her hair:
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Our stylists hand-washes Jessica's hair and fully dries it. She wraps different parts of the hair in small towels to further reduce moisture
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Her hair is slowly combed out and curled using a brush and then a comb
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The stylists apply Kappou to the comb, which is a special wax-like substance applied to her hair to help shape and hold the Geisha's hairstyle in place
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The Kappou is slowly combed into the hair as the stylists slowly force four distinct buns to form
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These are actually called Tsunami buns and have different heights and arrangements for each Geisha
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Hōjō oil is carefully dabbed onto the bun and stroked into the hair. We use these special hair oils to condition and shine their hair. This also adds weight, which can help in styling. This is important for achieving a glossy and healthy appearance.
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This is what gives Jessica that silky hair look in the photo below
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Kanzashi are hair accessories that are added to her buns. Some of these will help keep her bun in position. These decorative hairpieces are made of various materials like silk, gold, or silver. They are used to decorate her hair and the stylists often insert them into her hair in particular positions that reflect the season or occasion. Each Geisha has her own style. Common types include combs, pins, and ornamental flowers, with more elaborate designs used for special occasions.
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Ornate flowers and combs are placed in her bun. Each of our Geisha chooses her hair flare and is unique.
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Flowers in the hair are traditionally only done for Maiko, but we incorporated this into our style. We do not follow traditional hairstyles as clients typically ask for custom hairstyles
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No Makeup
Full Geisha
2.4 Applying her Oshiroi face white:
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Our stylists slowly apply her Oshiroi face white, which is a very detailed process - read about this process
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Since the process is quite detailed we are not listing the steps here to save time
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Shiro-Nuri (white powder) is also applied to her ears, eyes, and the front of her neck forming a V beneath her kimono. This process also has many steps that we are skipping here. Prepping the skin is very important in order to ensure the Shiro-Nuri will apply correctly and evenly
2.5 Applying her makeup:
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Eyeshadow is applied above her eyes
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Jessica prefers pink eyeshadow whereas Susan prefers black. Each Geisha has their preferences
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Black eyeliner is applied to the bottom section of her eyes. Most times in subtle amounts
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Black mascara is applied to her eyelashes
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Black eyeliner pencil is used to highlight her eyebrows
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Pink rouge is carefully applied to her cheeks
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Bright red lipstick is applied to both lips
PHASE 3: THE KIMONO
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The silk Geicko Kimono is put on with care
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Taiko (box knot obidome) belt/sash is tied around her
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This special sash is tied around her waist to hold the kimono in place
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She slides on wooden Zori sandals
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Many of our Geisha opt for basic sandals since they will get nude soon after
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She is now ready for presentation at the venue. The entire process takes 30 minutes
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Panties - $30
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Bra - $75
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Tabi socks - $50
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Zori sandals - $150
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Hadajuban underwear - $75
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Silk Nagajuban kimono - $150
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Custom-made Geiko Kimono - $10,000
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Taiko obi - $250
Want to rip her clothes off???
We give all clients the option to quite literally rip all of the Geisha's clothing off and strip them completely butt naked. Depending on how "violent" this process is, their Kimonos often get damaged or destroyed. We apply a nominal $15,000 service fee for ripping a Geisha's clothes off to err on the side of caution. If not authorized in advanced this act will be added to your final invoice and the funds will be taken from your retainer. This same fee is applied in the following instances. Gangbangs typically feature our Geisha either fully nude or wearing a custom outfit. However, the above fee is instated if the Geisha is requested and accepts to enter the gangbang wearing her full kimono and costume. Even if the Kimono remains untouched, the fee is
Each of our Geisha has at least four custom-made kimono ready for venues. We place custom orders for each Geiko Kimono. Each one is hand-made in Kyoto, Japan. The order takes roughly months to complete, process, and ship to our office for fitment. If alterations are required we send the kimono back to Japan for changes. It can take up to half a year to order a new costume, especially since our busiest Geisha have very unique kimono measurements.
applied and non-refundable. Any bukkake sessions having the Geisha wear her full costume will incur the above fee as in past venues the kimono will end up with large amounts of semen and this cannot be washed The entire kimono must then be replaced at full cost.